Monday, March 7, 2011

Illusions of progress

Tired of those 5 boring senses? Need a new way to navigate an uncertain and ever-changing world? Try the douchepad--I mean iPad. Oh right, the iPad 2!

"Once you pick up iPad 2, it’ll be hard to put down. That’s the idea behind the all-new makes surfing the web, checking email, watching movies, and reading books so natural, you might forget there’s incredible technology under your fingers."

The idea? To facilitate your ability to experience the world by tempering its stochasticity and simplifying its complexity, all with the use of one handy device. It's so natural, you might forget there's a whole world of people to interact with and places to explore.

How does it work? Simple, just hold the device in front of your face and twiddle your fingers across its surface...instantly, you will feel your mundane external reality melt away.

1 comment:

  1. While I don't totally get the utility of the ipad, you worry too much, JD